Thursday, February 2, 2012
Wonder what other people think about you?
1. You can go here to find out who Google thinks you are. Google thinks I'm male when I'm on my phone, and I'm not sure what to make of that. But above is the screenshot of who they think I am when on my laptop. Trans-gender? Yup. Have a feeling that word is gonna bring in some interesting spam. And I'm obviously doing a lot of serious things on the internet. "Body Art" is a mystery, since I can't remember the last time I saw a tattoo online.
2. If you're male, then to many women who don't know you, and maybe to some who do, you are Schröedinger's rapist (not a funny topic, but I did crack a smile when I saw this--go here if you don't know anything about Schröedinger's cat. It's actually probably better if you (like me) have a very tentative grasp of the thought experiment). I bet more women read this than men. And the men who do read it probably aren't the ones who need to. It may help explain why that cute girl in the elevator just kept staring at the ceiling when you said, "Hi."
3. If you're a nice Jewish guy, chicks dig you. FYI. I thought this was just a thing between me and some of my Christian-Girls-Gone-Wild friends, but apparently it's just a thing. And what a treat to see the rare ginger-Jew make an appearance. Is that wrong? Ha. Well, I'm just being honest.